Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Business Mergers
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Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...