Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...