A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
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Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...