First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...