IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...