A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...