Someone really stinks
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Looking for A Name
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Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Give 100%
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“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...