A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...