Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Question answer 04
|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...