Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...