New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...