Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
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From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
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Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....