What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...