Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...