Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...