Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.