Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!