Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...