Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...