Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!