Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...