Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...