5 drinks
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...