Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...