If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...