Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
When you know you must really be drunk
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Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...