Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Steven Wright on dogs
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Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...