What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
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Cyclones!
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Early retirement
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Critical Vet
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Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Some professions
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A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...