Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...