Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.