Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...