A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...