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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Elephant and Man
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Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Great news for Bill Gates
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Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
You’re in big trouble
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Sharing everything
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