The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...