Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...