Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...