Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Office Worker Resolution
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Dream flying planes
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Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
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Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...