There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...