In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...