The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...