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A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
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Tuba jokes
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Cat jokes 01
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yo mama is so fat.. lost
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What is the proper weight for an attorney?
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Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
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