Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...