Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...