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I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
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Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
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One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
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A 70-year-old man has never been married…
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