Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...