Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...