Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...