Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!