Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...