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No Hemorrhoids
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Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Where are you callin’ from
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Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Race dead candidates
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