Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...