Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...