What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...